A Fine Romance
A fine romance! With no kisses! A fine romance, my friend, this is!
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes,
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes.
A fine romance! You won't nestle!
A fine romance, you won't wrestle!
I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance.
This is a fine romance!
A fine romance! With no kisses! A fine romance, my friend, this is!
We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder; but we just fizz like parts of a Seidlitz powder.
A fine romance with no clinches, a fine romance with no pinches,
You're just as hard to land as the "Isle de France!" I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance!
A fine romance! My good fellow! You take romance, I'll take Jello!
A fine romance! With no quarrels, with no insults, and all morals!
I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants, I never get the chance.
This is a fine romance!
A fine romance! My dear Duchess! Two old fogies who need crutches!
True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has!
We don't have half the thrill that the "March of Time" has!
A fine romance, my good woman! My strong "Aged in the wood!" woman!
You never give the orchids I send a glance! No! You like cactus plants, this is a fine romance!
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