Monday, September 26, 2005

A Fine Romance


A Fine Romance

music by
Jerome Kern (left)

lyric by
Dorothy Fields (right)

A fine romance! With no kisses! A fine romance, my friend, this is!


We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes,


But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes.


A fine romance! You won't nestle!


A fine romance, you won't wrestle!


I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt


I haven't got a chance.


This is a fine romance!


A fine romance! With no kisses! A fine romance, my friend, this is!


We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder; but we just fizz like parts of a Seidlitz powder.


A fine romance with no clinches, a fine romance with no pinches,


You're just as hard to land as the "Isle de France!" I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance!


A fine romance! My good fellow! You take romance, I'll take Jello!


A fine romance! With no quarrels, with no insults, and all morals!


I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants, I never get the chance.


This is a fine romance!


A fine romance! My dear Duchess! Two old fogies who need crutches!


True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has!


We don't have half the thrill that the "March of Time" has!


A fine romance, my good woman! My strong "Aged in the wood!" woman!


You never give the orchids I send a glance! No! You like cactus plants, this is a fine romance!

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